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My name is Danny and I'm so sorry that this blog exists. Also, this is Shaun. We're in a relationship (:
Posted on 24th May at 6:49 PM, with 10,543 notes

tangletots:

“i can never not reblog this!”

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“i tried to scroll past this!”

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“golden rule of tumblr always reblog!”

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Posted on 24th May at 6:48 PM, with 46,985 notes

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

Posted on 24th May at 6:48 PM, with 39,240 notes
tiredtalk:

disgustinghuman:


Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.


me either

tiredtalk:

disgustinghuman:

Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.

me either

Posted on 24th May at 6:43 PM, with 4,483 notes
Posted on 24th May at 1:22 PM, with 18,799 notes
good thing there was a circle there, I would have never guessed what made this picture funny

good thing there was a circle there, I would have never guessed what made this picture funny

Posted on 24th May at 1:21 PM, with 57,992 notes

the-adequate-gatsby:

It’s 3 am

You hear a noise in your kitchen

You go to investigate

It’s me sitting at your table

I ask you to sit down

“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.” 

Posted on 24th May at 1:21 PM, with 169,501 notes
When it rains outside
Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
Avatar fandom: Perfect. Time for some waterbending.
Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
Game of Thrones Fandom: Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall with not a soul to hear
Supernatural Fandom: At least something is falling from the sky besides Angels.
Les Mis fandom: ON MY OOOWN PRETENDING HE'S BESIDE MEEEEE
Posted on 24th May at 1:21 PM, with 86,907 notes
promo4homo:

masturbationvacation:

cant u die from this

Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.

promo4homo:

masturbationvacation:

cant u die from this

Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.

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