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My name is Danny and I'm so sorry that this blog exists. Also, this is Shaun. We're in a relationship (:
Posted on 20th Apr at 3:12 PM, with 213,031 notes

s-oul-eater:

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I ALMOST FORGOT TO WATCH THIS TODAY

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:39 PM, with 9 notes
Wow

Back after giving up Tumblr and selfies for lent!
It’s been a long time.
Not a single message in my inbox! :D

I have 4,000 followers.
And this begs the question of why I have followers in the first place, all of the people who actually give two shits about me communicate with me outside of tumblr.

When I was around, I got anons about how I didn’t deserve my boyfriend and how nasty I am.

I think this was a wake-up call about Tumblr and how much I need it in my life. May or may not detele my blog by the end of April when I graduate.

Posted on 5th Mar at 9:52 AM, with 294,888 notes

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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Posted on 5th Mar at 9:52 AM, with 163,502 notes

snafutype:

I’m so so sorry. (I’m not sorry. I’m hilarious.)

Posted on 5th Mar at 9:48 AM, with 250,263 notes
chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.
Posted on 5th Mar at 9:48 AM, with 618,314 notes

he’s like sure bitch miss you too, don’t go too hard on the prindl

Posted on 5th Mar at 9:42 AM, with 26,438 notes

legalmexican:

why this girl have basketball shorts as a dress image

Posted on 4th Mar at 11:27 PM, with 54 notes
BELROG IF YOU ARE JOHN TRAVOLTA
Posted on 4th Mar at 11:20 PM, with 19,649 notes

manandthemanatees:

coelasquid:

geekdame:

I’m really glad Bill Murray mentioned Harold Ramis.

The look on Bill Murray’s face is breaking my heart.

Bill Murray is getting old and it scares me.

Posted on 4th Mar at 11:20 PM, with 362,917 notes
gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

Posted on 4th Mar at 12:38 PM, with 116,870 notes

slothscum:

religous beliefs: sloth in a onesie 

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political views: two sloths in a onesieimage

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