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Posted on 18th Sep at 1:30 PM, with 1 note

Anonymous said: if you were to compare to someone the way you talk and the way your voice sounds, to whom would it be? I just wanna imagine hearing your voice. (^_^)

I never really thought about it. My voice isn’t really deep, but it’s not very high either. I guess a mid-ranged voice that’s a little high but still boyish that sounds like mine would be..

Josh Hutcherson

Posted on 18th Sep at 1:29 PM

Anonymous said: Are you and Shaunbot still together? :O

:3 Does it say so on my blog?

Posted on 18th Sep at 1:29 PM, with 3 notes

Anonymous said: You're so fucking cute you remind me of my cute, little, gay boy crush who I guess is avoiding me as much as possible. When I said little, it means he's shorter than me. When I said cute, it means he's like a cutie-patootie-pie. And when I meant gay, he's like a closet bitch. How do I tame this seemingly gentle yet wild creature. P. S. I stalk him every once and a while and our college classrooms are like just hallway far from each other. I'm expecting a shitty advice. I always look up to you.

Wow. I don’t know where to begin.

Well for one, how do you know he’s closeted? 
I’m not going to be one of those fuckers that just tells you to talk to him, because of two reasons

1) You’ve already been stalking him, no point in ruining it now.
2) Even if I told you to talk to him I don’t think you would.

SO what I propose is this 

Buy one package of twizzlers 
Masking tape
A nut cracker
And three styrofoam balls

After you do that you will have purchased 6 items that will do absolutely nothing in your cause to get this patootie. I hope my shitty advice helped!

Posted on 15th Sep at 4:06 PM, with 121,008 notes

imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

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Posted on 15th Sep at 4:06 PM, with 5,087 notes
Posted on 15th Sep at 3:23 PM, with 1,937 notes
theonion:

Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself

Tbh I love the onion. When my parents divorced I was never that stupid ass emotional kid that was like “omg is it me” I was like “wow these two people don’t get along, they should work their shit out” and then I would go drink chocolate milk

theonion:

Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself

Tbh I love the onion. When my parents divorced I was never that stupid ass emotional kid that was like “omg is it me” I was like “wow these two people don’t get along, they should work their shit out”

and then I would go drink chocolate milk

Posted on 15th Sep at 3:21 PM, with 1,053 notes

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