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Posted on 1st Sep at 4:58 PM, with 164,885 notes

l0viely:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

OH SHIT

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:57 PM, with 24,614 notes
rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy


UHM EXCUSE ME YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO THIS ON WATER?

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

UHM EXCUSE ME YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO THIS ON WATER?

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:57 PM, with 329,670 notes
cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:56 PM, with 101,179 notes
reblog if you are cute and unstoppable
Posted on 1st Sep at 4:56 PM, with 84 notes

ceecee-natsume:

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First seen at SDCC 2013, the Harvest Moon‬ Panda is now available at SOTA Toys! http://www.sotatoys.com/plush-toys/plush-panda.html

This literally looks like any other fucking stuffed panda, it just has ‘harvest moon’ slapped on the label.

Posted on 1st Sep at 12:27 AM, with 62,774 notes
me n my plant gf
me: bby ur hand is so thin
her: that me leaf
Posted on 1st Sep at 12:20 AM, with 16,781 notes
2damnfeisty:

scrapes:

Omg

She tried Suzie one time and she let her know to back the fuck up.

2damnfeisty:

scrapes:

Omg

She tried Suzie one time and she let her know to back the fuck up.

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